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Written by The Ledbury Reporter   
Friday, 07 February 2014 16:03

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Church laneThe Ledbury Portal understands that Tesco is to put in a bid to the council to purchase the recently closed public toilet in Church Lane.

It is understood that the global grocer wants to turn the centrally located toilet into a micro market. It is expected the grocer will use the facility to retail its cut flowers, dairy chocolates, lad's mags and soft pornography.

A spokesperson for Tesco said 'we [sic] could use the extra toilet space, but we have absolutely no idea where our cut flowers are grown.'

Last Updated on Monday, 24 February 2014 14:46