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Written by Willy Biggun   
Wednesday, 04 February 2015 13:50

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Yes, it's me. Willy Biggun. What?

That effing BBC, making a right bloody monkey out of me on their television show. How dare they! Lucky for me that only bleeding heart intellectual twats and snobs watch BBC2.

Why didn't they edit that bit out? What are they trying to prove?

They showed me at my furious best. But, why should I have to put up with a sodding cameraman's elbow in my ribs, when I'm trying to do my job - a job for my country no less. It's not on and I told the speaker so. Not that he agreed with me. Health and safety bloody nonsense. There could have been a bloody riot. People could have got hurt. What was the BBC thinking? I'm so angry.