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So the Sun newspaper has left Labour's sinking ship and will doubtless claim victory in the general election next year - 'It's The Sun Wot Won It - Again'
With more U turns than a toilet the Sun can proudly boast knowing when to switch and then digging the knife in just to make sure.
With the Sun newspaper's popularity hinging on its page three nudity does this mean our democratic process equates to:

Tits = Readers = Media Manipulation = Winning political party

So here's my suggestion for the election



Don't be a tit - Vote BNP

Under the BNP Britain will be racially washed, or something like that, leaving the whole country quite underpopulated and therefore much cleaner and greener. Those with a Celtic heritage will be asked to return to France, Romans back to Italy, Saxons back to Germany, Vikings back to Denmark, Normans back to France etc etc.
The few surviving indigenous long heads - Concave Dave in Ledbury for one - will have a nice culturally pure place to live in - no Bangladeshi curries, no American blues, jazz, rock and pop music, no Jamaican reggae, no African chocolate to spoil their diet, no continental lagers, no spices, no coffee, no Arabian mathematics or Chinese fireworks, no moon landing, no foreign nonsense of any kind!
Just imagine this wonderland of a Britain with just a few long heads climbing oak trees, eating wild nuts and berries and chasing coneys around.

For those who refuse to leave for kinder climbs and subtler culture I'd imagine British-invented Concentration Camps would first be filled with roving white transit van drivers, pink BBC employees, red university students and grey city bankers.

Come on don't be a tit; a vote for the BNP, is a vote for a greener, less colourful  Britain.

Last edited by Ray X (2009-10-01 09:29:49)