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Herefordshire consumers are reminded to take advantage of free cycle parking on council-approved cycle parks in the run up to the Communist Winter Festival of Maomas.

Communist Council Leader Chairman Bullie has declared: "With so many Communist Chinese goods on offer at very good value for money, citizens will become good consumers and cycle to Hereford."

Communist councilor Hadrian Blackshirt issued a strong rebuke to consumers attempting to use privately owned vehicles with combustion engines: "Cars will not be tolerated in Communist Hereford. The Party is attempting to reduce car use to save the environment. Communist Council of Herefordshire takes the issue of air quality and climate change very seriously. Consumers found using private cars after car curfew will be shot."

Car parking is freely available at Communist Herefordshire Council headquarters for communist council workers and communist councilors.

The proletariat is warned that trespass on Chairman Bullie's helipad will not be tolerated. Offenders will be removed and taken for processing without trial at the local recycling tanks.