Satire
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Written by Willy Biggun
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Friday, 04 April 2014 12:12 |
Spoof Article
Hello again, it's me, Willy Biggun, filtered - bet you didn't recognise me.
Ah, my dear suckers and chokers, how are you all enjoying the weather we're having and all this nasty foreign pollution - I blame the Tuareg myself. Still, it's better than having your house flooded, isn't it!
As you can see I'm all masked up with the latest anti-pollution technology, which is fine if you can afford it. But with air pollution the world's new biggest killer, who can afford not to?
Of course, if I was selected to Parliament, I'd do something about it. I'd make noises, talk to the right people, ask questions in Parliament, propose legislation, clean up the air. But what can I do, suckers? I am just a dumb chimp behind a mask.
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Last Updated on Friday, 18 April 2014 09:14 |